Cheesy and Corny Pick up Lines
Get your cheesy sleazy pick up lines here; with a side of corny! These pick up lines are so hot that we virtually guarantee them
to melt the panties off any girl. If they can't take the heat, prepare for a barrage of laughs, slaps and
anything else that can only be perceived as pure fun when you're drunk enough to use these puppies.
To ensure full effect you must master the hasselhoff smile but don't try too hard or you will surely hurt
yourself. After all, you can always just buy the gal a drink and save Baywatch for the afterparty.