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Get your cheesy sleazy pick up lines here; with a side of corny! These pick up lines are so hot that we virtually guarantee them to melt the panties off any girl. If they can't take the heat, prepare for a barrage of laughs, slaps and anything else that can only be perceived as pure fun when you're drunk enough to use these puppies.

To ensure full effect you must master the hasselhoff smile but don't try too hard or you will surely hurt yourself. After all, you can always just buy the gal a drink and save Baywatch for the afterparty.

Top 20 Cheesiest and Corniest Pickup Lines

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?
There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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