Break the Ice with Style

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."