Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."