Break the Ice with Style

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"