Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"