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The ultimate collection of cheesy, funny, and romantic pickup lines

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

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Extra cheesy classics

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All Pickup Lines

cheesy

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

clever

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

romantic

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

romantic

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

nerdy

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

nerdy

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

flirty

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

flirty

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

funny

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

cheesy

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

flirty

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

romantic

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

romantic

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

romantic

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

flirty

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

funny

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

flirty

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

funny

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

funny

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

funny

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

clever

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

cheesy

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

cheesy

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

nerdy

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

flirty

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

romantic

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

funny

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

funny

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

flirty

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

funny

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

clever

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

clever

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

clever

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

funny

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

cheesy

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

romantic

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

romantic

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

flirty

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

nerdy

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

flirty

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

nerdy

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

funny

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

romantic

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

cheesy

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

funny

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

clever

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

funny

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

cheesy

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

cheesy

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

flirty

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

cheesy

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

romantic

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

nerdy

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

cheesy

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

funny

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

romantic

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

clever

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

romantic

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

flirty

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

funny

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

funny

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

flirty

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

cheesy

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

cheesy

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

clever

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

flirty

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

nerdy

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

cheesy

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

flirty

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

funny

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

funny

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

nerdy

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

romantic

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

clever

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

romantic

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

cheesy

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

funny

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

funny

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

clever

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

nerdy

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

clever

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

romantic

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

romantic

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

cheesy

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

clever

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

romantic

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

clever

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

funny

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

funny

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

clever

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

funny

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

funny

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

flirty

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

funny

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

funny

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

nerdy

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

clever

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

funny

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

cheesy

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

funny

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

romantic

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

funny

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

flirty

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

clever

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

clever

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

clever

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

flirty

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

nerdy

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

romantic

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

cheesy

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

cheesy

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

nerdy

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

nerdy

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

funny

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

cheesy

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

cheesy

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

cheesy

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

flirty

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

clever

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

funny

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

clever

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

romantic

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

flirty

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

cheesy

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

clever

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

funny

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

clever

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

cheesy

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

nerdy

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

flirty

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

nerdy

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

clever

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

nerdy

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

funny

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

funny

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

romantic

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

flirty

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

clever

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

clever

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

flirty

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

cheesy

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

romantic

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

nerdy

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

cheesy

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

romantic

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

clever

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

nerdy

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

romantic

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

flirty

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

flirty

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

cheesy

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

cheesy

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

funny

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

cheesy

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

romantic

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

romantic

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

funny

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

nerdy

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

nerdy

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

cheesy

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

clever

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

nerdy

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

nerdy

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

nerdy

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

cheesy

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

funny

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

cheesy

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

cheesy

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

cheesy

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

funny

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

cheesy

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

romantic

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

romantic

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

romantic

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

flirty

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

romantic

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

cheesy

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

funny

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

nerdy

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

clever

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

cheesy

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

romantic

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

funny

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

romantic

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

funny

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

romantic

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

nerdy

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

nerdy

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

flirty

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

flirty

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

cheesy

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

clever

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

cheesy

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

flirty

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

flirty

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

flirty

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

clever

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

nerdy

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

funny

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

nerdy

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

cheesy

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

funny

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

romantic

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

cheesy

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

clever

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

cheesy

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

cheesy

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

cheesy

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

funny

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

funny

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

cheesy

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

nerdy

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

flirty

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

funny

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

flirty

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

cheesy

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

cheesy

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

funny

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

clever

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

cheesy

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

flirty

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

cheesy

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

flirty

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

romantic

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

romantic

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

cheesy

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

funny

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

romantic

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

cheesy

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

funny

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

clever

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

romantic

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

clever

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

funny

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

romantic

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

nerdy

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

romantic

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

clever

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

funny

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

flirty

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."