Break the Ice with Style

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."