Break the Ice with Style

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."