Break the Ice with Style

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"