Break the Ice with Style

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."