Break the Ice with Style

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."