Break the Ice with Style

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."