Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."