Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"