Break the Ice with Style

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."