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The ultimate collection of cheesy, funny, and romantic pickup lines

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

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All Pickup Lines

romantic

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

funny

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

funny

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

romantic

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

flirty

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

cheesy

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

cheesy

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

flirty

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

cheesy

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

funny

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

clever

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

romantic

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

funny

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

cheesy

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

clever

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

romantic

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

romantic

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

romantic

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

cheesy

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

flirty

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

clever

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

flirty

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

nerdy

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

funny

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

cheesy

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

flirty

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

cheesy

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

flirty

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

cheesy

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

cheesy

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

flirty

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

flirty

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

cheesy

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

nerdy

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

funny

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

romantic

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

funny

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

romantic

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

clever

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

clever

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

funny

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

flirty

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

cheesy

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

cheesy

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

funny

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

romantic

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

funny

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

nerdy

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

funny

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

romantic

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

flirty

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

funny

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

romantic

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

flirty

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

cheesy

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

funny

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

cheesy

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

romantic

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

clever

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

cheesy

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

nerdy

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

nerdy

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

clever

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

romantic

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

romantic

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

flirty

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

romantic

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

flirty

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

cheesy

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

flirty

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

cheesy

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

romantic

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

nerdy

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

cheesy

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

flirty

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

clever

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

clever

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

flirty

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

nerdy

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

funny

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

flirty

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

cheesy

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

cheesy

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

clever

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

clever

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

clever

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

funny

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

funny

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

flirty

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

romantic

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

romantic

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

funny

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

romantic

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

clever

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

cheesy

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

romantic

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

cheesy

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

romantic

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

funny

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

funny

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

cheesy

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

clever

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

cheesy

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

funny

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

funny

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

flirty

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

cheesy

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

clever

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

romantic

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

cheesy

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

cheesy

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

romantic

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

flirty

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

funny

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

clever

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

cheesy

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

nerdy

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

flirty

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

cheesy

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

nerdy

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

clever

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

cheesy

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

nerdy

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

flirty

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

cheesy

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

romantic

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

clever

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

clever

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

funny

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

nerdy

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

romantic

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

funny

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

funny

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

flirty

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

clever

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

romantic

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

romantic

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

funny

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

flirty

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

flirty

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

funny

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

clever

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

cheesy

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

clever

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

romantic

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

clever

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

clever

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

cheesy

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

cheesy

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

funny

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

funny

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

nerdy

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

romantic

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

nerdy

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

nerdy

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

cheesy

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

funny

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

nerdy

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

flirty

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

nerdy

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

cheesy

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

funny

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

nerdy

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

flirty

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

clever

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

nerdy

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

flirty

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

flirty

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

romantic

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

romantic

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

nerdy

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

nerdy

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

romantic

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

cheesy

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

funny

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

romantic

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

funny

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

flirty

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

nerdy

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

cheesy

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

funny

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

cheesy

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

clever

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

nerdy

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

cheesy

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

nerdy

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

romantic

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

romantic

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

funny

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

cheesy

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

cheesy

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

clever

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

nerdy

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

funny

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

funny

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

funny

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

funny

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

cheesy

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

funny

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

funny

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

romantic

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

nerdy

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

nerdy

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

flirty

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

clever

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

clever

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

cheesy

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

cheesy

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

funny

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

flirty

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

romantic

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

funny

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

clever

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

funny

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

clever

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

funny

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

romantic

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

nerdy

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

romantic

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

funny

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

cheesy

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

clever

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

nerdy

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

funny

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

flirty

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

romantic

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

cheesy

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

nerdy

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

funny

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

cheesy

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

cheesy

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

clever

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

clever

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

nerdy

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

cheesy

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

funny

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

funny

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

flirty

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

flirty

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

clever

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."