Break the Ice with Style

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."