Break the Ice with Style

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."