Break the Ice with Style

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."