Break the Ice with Style

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."