Break the Ice with Style

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."