Break the Ice with Style

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."