Break the Ice with Style

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."