Break the Ice with Style

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"