Break the Ice with Style

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."