Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."