Break the Ice with Style

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."