Break the Ice with Style

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."