Break the Ice with Style

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."