Break the Ice with Style

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."