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The ultimate collection of cheesy, funny, and romantic pickup lines

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

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Extra cheesy classics

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All Pickup Lines

cheesy

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

cheesy

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

cheesy

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

flirty

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

romantic

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

cheesy

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

romantic

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

romantic

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

cheesy

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

cheesy

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

flirty

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

romantic

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

funny

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

cheesy

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

cheesy

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

flirty

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

romantic

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

funny

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

cheesy

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

nerdy

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

romantic

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

funny

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

nerdy

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

funny

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

romantic

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

clever

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

cheesy

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

nerdy

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

cheesy

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

funny

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

romantic

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

cheesy

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

romantic

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

cheesy

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

cheesy

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

clever

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

cheesy

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

nerdy

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

funny

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

flirty

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

romantic

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

romantic

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

clever

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

cheesy

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

funny

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

romantic

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

cheesy

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

funny

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

funny

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

flirty

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

nerdy

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

funny

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

flirty

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

clever

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

cheesy

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

funny

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

flirty

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

flirty

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

nerdy

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

romantic

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

funny

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

romantic

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

nerdy

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

flirty

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

funny

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

funny

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

clever

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

cheesy

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

funny

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

romantic

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

romantic

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

romantic

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

flirty

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

romantic

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

romantic

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

funny

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

romantic

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

nerdy

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

cheesy

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

cheesy

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

funny

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

romantic

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

cheesy

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

clever

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

funny

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

clever

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

funny

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

cheesy

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

funny

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

funny

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

romantic

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

nerdy

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

funny

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

cheesy

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

funny

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

nerdy

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

funny

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

flirty

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

nerdy

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

clever

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

cheesy

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

flirty

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

clever

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

clever

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

nerdy

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

cheesy

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

flirty

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

cheesy

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

romantic

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

cheesy

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

cheesy

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

clever

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

nerdy

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

funny

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

funny

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

funny

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

funny

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

funny

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

funny

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

romantic

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

flirty

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

clever

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

clever

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

romantic

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

nerdy

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

cheesy

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

flirty

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

flirty

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

flirty

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

nerdy

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

clever

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

romantic

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

clever

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

nerdy

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

cheesy

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

nerdy

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

nerdy

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

funny

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

funny

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

flirty

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

funny

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

nerdy

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

funny

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

flirty

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

flirty

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

romantic

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

romantic

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

cheesy

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

romantic

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

flirty

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

funny

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

romantic

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

clever

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

clever

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

funny

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

clever

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

romantic

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

cheesy

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

romantic

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

romantic

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

nerdy

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

clever

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

flirty

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

cheesy

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

funny

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

funny

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

funny

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

flirty

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

funny

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

cheesy

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

clever

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

flirty

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

clever

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

flirty

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

romantic

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

nerdy

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

romantic

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

flirty

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

cheesy

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

cheesy

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

clever

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

cheesy

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

nerdy

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

clever

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

flirty

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

clever

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

flirty

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

clever

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

clever

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

nerdy

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

funny

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

flirty

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

nerdy

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

funny

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

clever

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

funny

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

cheesy

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

nerdy

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

flirty

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

flirty

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

funny

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

clever

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

clever

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

funny

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

romantic

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

romantic

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

funny

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

cheesy

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

nerdy

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

flirty

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

flirty

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

cheesy

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

cheesy

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

romantic

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

cheesy

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

nerdy

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

nerdy

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

funny

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

funny

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

flirty

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

cheesy

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

clever

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

nerdy

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

cheesy

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

funny

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

romantic

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

funny

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

romantic

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

cheesy

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

clever

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

cheesy

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

flirty

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

clever

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

clever

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

cheesy

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

cheesy

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

cheesy

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

clever

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

clever

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

nerdy

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."