Break the Ice with Style

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."