Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."