Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."