Break the Ice with Style

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"I must be in a museum because you're truly a work of art."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you!"

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?"

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you a dream? Because I never want to wake up."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"You must be from District 12 because you set my heart on fire."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."