Break the Ice with Style

"Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met 'the one.'"

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart working overtime."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest."

"Are you a Patronus? Because you protect my heart."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Is today a special day? Because I just met someone extraordinary."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?"

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"Are you JavaScript? Because you make my heart run faster."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"Are you a stop sign? Because you make me stop in my tracks."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"If you were a programming language, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you a Git repository? Because I want to commit to you."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

"Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"You must be mitochondria because you're the powerhouse of my heart."

"Are you chloroplast? Because you'd be good at converting my energy."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."