Break the Ice with Style

"Are you a side quest? Because I'd choose you over the main storyline."

"You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam."

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're too hot to handle."

"Are you the Millennium Falcon? Because you made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs of my heart."

"Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you."

"You must be the Higgs Boson particle because you give my life mass meaning."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life."

"Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day!"

"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."

"Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."

"Are you lightning? Because you're electrifying!"

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my meatballs."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity."

"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."

"Are you a firefly? Because you light up my night."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."

"Are you a Rubik's Cube? Because the more I play with you, the harder you get."

"Do you like pizza? Because I want a pizza you."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're looking right!"

"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight."

"If you were a spell, you'd be Avada Kedavra because you're drop-dead gorgeous."

"Are you the speed of light? Because time stops when I look at you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

"Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?"

"You and I are like nacl: Na fine!"

"I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized I don't have yours."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for."

"Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten my day."

"Are you a fossil? Because I'd like to date you."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business."

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong."

"Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Is your heart a prison? Because I'd like a life sentence."

"Are you cake? Because I want a piece of that."

"I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

"Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man."

"I'm not usually religious, but I think you're the answer to my prayers."

"You must be vaporized water because you make my head all cloudy."

"You light up the room like nobody else can."

"You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line... wait, that IS my pickup line!"

"Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."

"Do you like Marvel? Because I think you're a super hero."

"Are you an elevator? Because I'd like to go down on you."

"Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day."

"Is your body a temple? Because I'd worship at your altar."

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

"Are you a neural network? Because you're making all the right connections."

"Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw."

"You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

"Do you work at KFC? Because you're finger lickin' good."

"Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?"

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight."

"Are you Excalibur? Because you're legendary."

"Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart."

"You're like a award-winning movie: simply captivating."

"Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine forever?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you."

"You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a microwave oven? Because you make my heart hot."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"You must be a phoenix because you've risen from the ashes of my broken heart."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Are you quantum mechanics? Because you're both particle and wave to me."

"Your beauty is blinding. I'm going to need sunglasses around you."

"You're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming."

"Are you a receipt? Because you've got everything I've been looking for."

"Are you the Fibonacci sequence? Because you're naturally attractive."

"If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

"You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable."

"Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups."

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

"You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real."

"Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud and annoying... just kidding, you're hot!"

"Are you a compiler? Because you make my heart race without errors."

"Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect."

"Are you a 30-degree angle? Because you're acute-y."

"Are you a tornado? Because you just blew me away."

"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"

"Are you a Tesla? Because you're electrifying and highly desirable."

"If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight."

"You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!"

"Are we in the airport? Because my heart is taking off."

"Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

"If you were a hobbit, you'd be my precious."

"Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me."

"Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions."

"If I were Mario, you'd be my Princess Peach."

"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours?"

"You must be a 90-degree angle because you're perfect for me."

"Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!"

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you're making my heart race."

"You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night."

"Are you a melody? Because I can't get you out of my head."

"You must be a blessing because I've been praying for someone like you."

"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."

"Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."

"Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lie tangent to your curves."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears."

"Are you sure you're not tired? You've been running through my mind all day."

"You're not just beautiful on the outside; you have a heart of gold."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find."

"You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon because you're F-I-Ne."

"I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?"

"Are you Zelda? Because I've been searching for you my whole life."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"You must be Thor's hammer because you're worthy."

"You must be a variable because I can't figure you out."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm gonna scream when I'm inside you."

"Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mm-mm good!"

"Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!"

"If you were a Star Wars character, you'd be Yoda one for me."

"Are you an API? Because I'd like to make a request."

"Are you a shooting star? Because I wish I could be with you always."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"You're like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel."

"Is it hot in here or is it just our chemistry?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm in you."

"Are you my appendix? Because I have a gut feeling I should take you out."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"You're the missing piece I've been searching for."

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other."

"You must be a Horcrux because you're a piece of my soul."

"You must be a compiler because you turn my code into action."

"If programming languages were lovers, you'd be my favorite syntax."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart."

"Do you have a twin? Because you're twice as beautiful."

"You must be jelly because jam don't shake like that."

"Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications."

"Are you an exam? Because I've been studying you all night."

"Are you a doughnut? Because you're soft, sweet, and soon to be glazed."

"If I were a function, you'd be my domain."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"If you were a video game, you'd be rated E for Everyone, because you're perfect."

"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you're Be-Au-Ti-ful."

"Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on."

"Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet."

"My love for you is like pi: never-ending."

"You must be a save point because I never want to lose you."

"Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you."

"Are you a quantum particle? Because you're both here and in my dreams."

"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my pulse."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you."

"Are you a cupcake? Because you're sweet and I want to eat you up."

"Are you a critical hit? Because you just destroyed my defenses."

"Are you a Dark Souls boss? Because I'd die a thousand times just to be with you."

"Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

"Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot and bothered."

"Are you a snowstorm? Because you make me wet."

"If you were a lightsaber, you'd be green because you bring balance to my life."

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't fully understand how you work, but something tells me I should take you out."

"Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon."

"If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."

"I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"Are you a sunset? Because you're the perfect end to my day."

"Are you Kryptonite? Because you're my only weakness."

"Are you my homework? Because I should be doing you right now."

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."

"Are you a TARDIS? Because you're bigger on the inside of my heart."

"Are you spaghetti? Because I want you to meet my balls."

"If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

"Are you a yo-yo? Because I want to go down on you."

"Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!"

"I must be dancing with the devil because you're hot as hell."

"Are you a volcano? Because I lava you."

"Are you the Matrix? Because I want to take the red pill and see reality with you."

"Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious to me."

"If you were a Pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle because you make me wet."

"If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."

"Are you magic? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Are you a philosopher? Because you've Kant get out of my mind."

"If you were a book, you'd be in fine print."

"Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"